I'm a Flirt and.....

I'm 40 !

well this is kinda what we talk about in our downtime

This is a legitimate drunken conversation between me and my younger and much more responsible brother via AIM (names have been changed to protect the perverted):

Captain T: hey
Captain T: whats up
Frank: not much

Auto response from Captain T: yes yes yes yes...uh uh uh uh ......i love it .....i don't like it..... I LOVE IT (bonus points to anyone that can name what adult film this quote is from)

Captain T: word
Captain T: hey
Captain T: we need help
Captain T: we are starting a blog
Frank: haha
Frank: oh god
Frank: porn is ridulous
Frank: *ridiculous
Frank: the only type of films where they're at least 3 hours
Captain T: why
Frank: i'm watching one with a plot
Frank: and it's 3 hours
Captain T: what
Captain T: what
Captain T: what porn ?
Frank: west side

Auto response from Captain T: yes yes yes yes...uh uh uh uh ......i love it .....i don't like it..... I LOVE IT

Frank: it's the ghetto romeo and juliet
Frank: with mr marcus
Frank: and inari vachs
Frank: Love Isn't Always in Black & White A groudbreaking movie, WEST SIDE is a brutal yet captivating love story. Adult Video News Performers of the Year Lexington Steele and Inari Vachs star as a modern-day Romeo & Juliet, two unlikely lovers from vastly different worlds. Acclaimed director Ren Savant delivers a 3 hour, big budget extravaganza that fuses scorching hardcore sexual excess with a relentless emotional intensity not seen in adult video.
Frank: ahhah
Frank: that
Frank: is a great description

So anyway

So anyway, Ike and I have been Michigan fans since we could see... I mean the first thing I can remember seeing is Jim Harbaugh pooping on Nebraska in the Fiesta Bowl ( whoop!). We have endured some pretty awful U of M losses( hello Appalachian State!) but we pretty much keep the faith and make fun of Ugg wearing sorostitutes. We, and by we I mean me, will accept all kinds of favors from said sorostitutes. Sorry whores, but if you want to get near Ike, you have to be a woman of color. If you enjoy football, Ann Arbor, Michigan, beer, making fun of pornstars, and beer, then this is the blog for you.